And this is what I saw
Amongst the flora and fauna
That's nature sir
But some of us can fly
Gripping the metal between my legs
Lofting above to outer space
That's not natural sir
But some of us do try
The roses of Bagatelle Gardens
Off the beaten track is where it all happens
The roses of Bagatelle Gardens
And you've pricked yourself
Well accidents happen
Sometimes, if you get too close
Or you stray too far
From the Holy Ghost
or Spirit whatever we call it
Reason, reason's not your friend
Aspirations gone, because I couldn't comprehend
Or see, the world, around me
The roses of Bagatelle Gardens
Off the beaten track is where it all happens
The roses of Bagatelle Gardens
And you've pricked yourself
Well accidents happen
Accidents happen
Accidents happen sometimes
"Advice Column" is a new collaborative project featuring tracks written, recorded, and produced remotely during quarantine. Bandcamp New & Notable May 14, 2020